A brave, calloused soldier

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whospilledthebongwater:

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samerulesapply:

thenatsdorf:

“I’m invisible.” [video]

The abyss looks back and it is adorable.

I WILL PET THE ABYSS

@curiouslich

Ok but it legit looks like that “new black” fabric they put out that actually looks like the void what kinda precious demon universe cat is this

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sebastiansin-221b:

SAY THAT

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did-you-kno:

There’s an organization that takes seniors and others with limited mobility on bike rides around their city. Cycling Without Age was founded in Denmark, a bike-heavy city, to give less-abled people the feeling of cycling again. It has now expanded to more than 30 countries and encourages slower cycling to allow the volunteers to be more present so they can listen to their riders’ stories. Source Source 2 Source 3

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babyanimalgifs:

This dog is blind and deaf, but she can still smell when her mom comes home.

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can.
Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

Watson started saying “bullshit” instead of “false”

…which is one of my favorite things that has ever happened.

Let Watson say fuck

Reblog if you want a swearing AI.

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laughingfish:

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eggrollie:

eggrollie:

art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

UPDATE…………………… smaller

talented banana man

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

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valentineart89:

whoreablejewess:

babyanimalgifs:

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

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crowley-for-king:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

SHOOK

You don’t know how this hurt me.

I cry

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ambiguousrambles:

just-shower-thoughts:

The police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they get into chases by foot

#did Jake Peralta say this [x]

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cloverfeels:

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

everythingfox:

This is the best picture

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